I am Your Knight in Plaid Armor

slowartday:

Adalberto Ortiz

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zeroing:

tony bevilacqua

w-for-wumbo:

niggas-:

playerprophet:

ohneooo:

beast-of-joy:

“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”

holy FUCK.

I’ll probably always reblog this cuz it’s just mind-blowing, holy cow

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"All that came before
washed away in an instant
when you smiled at me."

Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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i’m secretly exhausted.

also if you can someone should help grace find a way to my house tomorrow and maybe if you bring her you can come over too i guess.

Star Wars: Silhouettes

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swimdollysink:

mfjr:

massacre of the innocents francois joseph navez

the emotions in their faces are indescribable wow

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wesleyallsbrook:

Made around the end of April/ beginning of May for Tina Connolly’s Old Dead Futures, an upcoming short story for Tor.com. Elements of this piece (the story, not the illustration) reminded me of Looper in that there-are-decisions-you-can-make-as-a-young-man-seeing-your-future-that-you-can’t-make-from-the-perspective-of-that-future kind-of way. And I love it when seemingly helpless protagonists manage to save themselves. Go read it when it comes out for Tor.com’s 5th birthday. Many thanks to Irene for always sending me the best SF!

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

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justadashofasian:

butter-spreadenson:

jommeez:

no need for violence… let’s all just talk about our feelings

This joke is long dead, no matter what you’re “defending”. 

tell that to my 500+ notes, “poop butt.”